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Jan 2, 2026
I still can't edit my submissions, at least the text. For a limited time, the fully mixed song is free! https://theincompleteorchestra.bandcamp.com/track/ri-diss-culous
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"Ri-diss-culous!" by coruscate



HAPPY NEW YEAR! Features vocals from Scott Thomas, my co-worker who did this for a free drink (LOL) BPM: 85 Theme : "Generic" Diss track for the back stabbers that come through everyone's life. Puns that might not be too clear: "Peg Leg Pete" is the enemy of Mickey Mouse from the "Steamboat Willie" cartoon. He is public domain, but I didn't name the song "Peg Leg Pete" because Trademarks are separate from copyrights and I don't want to get into it with Disney right now LOL. "Queen Lucy's Horn" is from Narnia. It would bring unexpected help. "Crooked Took" is a Lord Of The Rings reference, I'm calling this unknown person a wayward hobbit from a specific hobbit family. See: Gandalf chewing one of them out in the movie. "Sin City" is a black and white comic book by Frank Miller who's known for excessive filler. "Tropic Thunder" was a controversial comedy people about people making a fake war movie and getting caught in a real one. Steve (Stephen) Miller... yeah ugh. -------------------- You're just a snake slithering in the grass I shouldn't have given you a pass Acted right then you dropped the mask Now I got bite marks on my ass --------- Walking catastrophe, un-masterfully dastardly Vanity, profanity oh the humanity Boomslang two fang, gonna make the room stank While your crew croons to the moon on the bank Not too soon you think your schooner goes to sink Faster, than you blink you go down in the drink Did your foot hit the floor, did you hit rock bottom Pints and Malboros smoke 'em if you got 'em Prescription drug addict, alcoholic You say good things but it's all symbolic Diabolic your good is subatomic Not hyperbolic your brain full of vomit It's null, it's bull, fecal your full The big bad wolf with the Golden wool A swollen ghoul, waving his tool Boomerang, bang! Karma's rule ------------ Peg Leg Pete, sound the retreat In his steamboat in the Captain's seat whiskey flights, and beer by the keg For the crooked took with one good leg ------------ Drop anchor, time to hit the man shed Damn chef! Mad cooking, grab the absinthe He needs abstinence or may absence Stayed mad since his nasty ass last had sinned City, black and white Frank Miller Comic book dropped but it was all filler Pinups from Tropic Thunder with Steve Miller Y'all he makes my skin crawl and slither Come Hither! I blew Queen Lucy's horn And was quickly assisted by the children of the corn Who shorn the sheeple in the steeple people I was torn To flee the evil, so illegal it was almost war ((Scott Thomas: "Peg Leg Pete, Everyone Knows The Guy, Back stabbing snake)) Is my name Caesar? My back is aching! The smile you're faking, the dance? You're breaking! No mistaking half baked plans of mice and men Making cowards empowered nitroglycerin Explosive deliverence filled with dissonance But it's my mission in this diss transmission miss Not sending morse code upfront and reload Scuttle your bug ridden tow and off I go Quick with cliches chewed up like chicle Your name must be Jose cuz sorry man NO WAY And NO PAY trophies confiscated like O.J. Run your ass down on the California freeway Too fast, too furious, emasculating Calculating examine cuts for degrading All star carnivore jurassic park Too classic spit lava after dark