Description
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Features vocals from Scott Thomas, my co-worker who did this for a free drink (LOL)
BPM: 85
Theme : "Generic" Diss track for the back stabbers that come through everyone's life.
Puns that might not be too clear:
"Peg Leg Pete" is the enemy of Mickey Mouse from the "Steamboat Willie" cartoon. He is public domain, but I didn't name the song "Peg Leg Pete" because Trademarks are separate from copyrights and I don't want to get into it with Disney right now LOL.
"Queen Lucy's Horn" is from Narnia. It would bring unexpected help.
"Crooked Took" is a Lord Of The Rings reference, I'm calling this unknown person a wayward hobbit from a specific hobbit family. See: Gandalf chewing one of them out in the movie.
"Sin City" is a black and white comic book by Frank Miller who's known for excessive filler.
"Tropic Thunder" was a controversial comedy people about people making a fake war movie and getting caught in a real one. Steve (Stephen) Miller... yeah ugh.
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You're just a snake slithering in the grass
I shouldn't have given you a pass
Acted right then you dropped the mask
Now I got bite marks on my ass
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Walking catastrophe, un-masterfully dastardly
Vanity, profanity oh the humanity
Boomslang two fang, gonna make the room stank
While your crew croons to the moon on the bank
Not too soon you think your schooner goes to sink
Faster, than you blink you go down in the drink
Did your foot hit the floor, did you hit rock bottom
Pints and Malboros smoke 'em if you got 'em
Prescription drug addict, alcoholic
You say good things but it's all symbolic
Diabolic your good is subatomic
Not hyperbolic your brain full of vomit
It's null, it's bull, fecal your full
The big bad wolf with the Golden wool
A swollen ghoul, waving his tool
Boomerang, bang! Karma's rule
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Peg Leg Pete, sound the retreat
In his steamboat in the Captain's seat
whiskey flights, and beer by the keg
For the crooked took with one good leg
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Drop anchor, time to hit the man shed
Damn chef! Mad cooking, grab the absinthe
He needs abstinence or may absence
Stayed mad since his nasty ass last had sinned
City, black and white Frank Miller
Comic book dropped but it was all filler
Pinups from Tropic Thunder with Steve Miller
Y'all he makes my skin crawl and slither
Come Hither! I blew Queen Lucy's horn
And was quickly assisted by the children of the corn
Who shorn the sheeple in the steeple people I was torn
To flee the evil, so illegal it was almost war
((Scott Thomas: "Peg Leg Pete, Everyone Knows The Guy, Back stabbing snake))
Is my name Caesar? My back is aching!
The smile you're faking, the dance? You're breaking!
No mistaking half baked plans of mice and men
Making cowards empowered nitroglycerin
Explosive deliverence filled with dissonance
But it's my mission in this diss transmission miss
Not sending morse code upfront and reload
Scuttle your bug ridden tow and off I go
Quick with cliches chewed up like chicle
Your name must be Jose cuz sorry man NO WAY
And NO PAY trophies confiscated like O.J.
Run your ass down on the California freeway
Too fast, too furious, emasculating
Calculating examine cuts for degrading
All star carnivore jurassic park
Too classic spit lava after dark
