The puns in this one are pretty easy to catch, except MAYBE one small section:
"Well rested while you're tested, Snorlax on a trackUnbested I peek at you and blast noise backJesse James I shoot from the hip"
These are all Pokemon jokes, Snorlax is obvious butpeet at you = PikachuBlast noise = BlastoiseJesse James are of course Team Rocket but also the gunslinger they were named after.
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hmmmm Hey
hhhmmmmmm hey
hmmmmmmmmmmm hey! Hey! Hey! Hey hey hey
Hay is for horses this discourse is maddening
As Edgar Allan Poe gone out rabidly
rapping rapidly while you stare vapidly
Chances evaporating I'm cackling.
Like a witch in a conical hat comical at that
Hot as the tropics bringing topics to the chat
Wrting's optimal I'm an Unforeseen obstacle
like a Unicycle riding cyclops with a monocle
Call the hospital charge you for the bee doo bee doo
Waltz to the bank singing Doobie doobie doo
That's Coruscate to you, the graveyard menace
Buried more bodies than the suits from Venice
Addled up the river with no paddle It's a farce
Like Elon's tall tales of rockets to mars
Not going very far, just throwing gang signs
Of losers and poseurs that gave up and resigned
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Hey you rappers, don't you bore us
Take some money, buy a thesaurus
benefits enormous, improve your chorus
polymorphous poetry is glorious.
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Limerick time, a twist of lime and irony
Design rhymes to sting after like poison ivy
Pass the bowl and herbalize y'all kindly
Call me a rock quarry cause I'm always grinding
Down in the dirt, unearth a new verse
And swerve through words without a single curse
Rally the rabble scramble your villains gallery
The tower of Babel the storm the catastrophe
Major Arcana, Roman Number Sixteen
At slumber Nix you see in a house of dreams
Scheherazade with a thousand and one
Not dalmatians but narrations with a punch
I've got a hunch, back up does that ring a bell?
I'm a crack up like a 10 on a Richter scale
The victor prevails, the bard regales
My Mightiness in tales and your worst fails
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Hey you rappers aren't you tired of losing
Maybe revisit the words you're using?
Take some money, buy a thesaurus
Make your rhymes whip like a stegosaurus
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Tongue twisted try this trusty trick
It's called practice. No spells or magic
Your IQ test came back a negative
Your flows are so dead they're a sedative
Well rested while you're tested, Snorlax on a track
Unbested I peek at you and blast noise back
Jesse James I shoot from the hip
Not so cute when it hits and it loosens your lips
From boombox to pine box to school house rocks
Your function's conjunctioned, the House of hard knocks
Break down mental blocks build up like Roblox
Stretch like low cost Mexican botox
Between the bars like a jungle gym
Spending my energy til the sun is dim
Simsalabim dip my cap brim
Got bloody tales like the Brothers Grimm
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Hey you rappers improve your game
The words you use are old and tame
Take some money, buy a thesaurus
Fire straight like arrows from Sherwood forest
Okay so this remix tree is NOT ACCURATE and I can't edit it. I used drums from Apoxode, Admiral Bob. I used bass and piano from Darkroom and keys from Javolenus. Admiral Bob i sthe one that's not getting credited here and I can't fix it.
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2026-01-11 00:42:08
I've updated the remix tree .. wasn't sure which Apoxode stems should be included... let me know?
mwic2026-01-11 05:19:31
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