Ri-diss-culous!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!<br />
Features vocals from Scott Thomas, my co-worker who did this for a free drink (LOL)<br />
BPM: 85<br />
Theme : "Generic" Diss track for the back stabbers that come through everyone's life. <br />
Puns that might not be too clear:<br />
"Peg Leg Pete" is the enemy of Mickey Mouse from the "Steamboat Willie" cartoon. He is public domain, but I didn't name the song "Peg Leg Pete" because Trademarks are separate from copyrights and I don't want to get into it with Disney right now LOL.<br /> "Queen Lucy's Horn" is from Narnia. It would bring unexpected help.<br />
"Crooked Took" is a Lord Of The Rings reference, I'm calling this unknown person a wayward hobbit from a specific hobbit family. See: Gandalf chewing one of them out in the movie.<br />
"Sin City" is a black and white comic book by Frank Miller who's known for excessive filler.<br />
"Tropic Thunder" was a controversial comedy people about people making a fake war movie and getting caught in a real one. Steve (Stephen) Miller... yeah ugh.<br />
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You're just a snake slithering in the grass <br />
I shouldn't have given you a pass <br />
Acted right then you dropped the mask<br />
Now I got bite marks on my ass<br />
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Walking catastrophe, un-masterfully dastardly<br />
Vanity, profanity oh the humanity<br />
Boomslang two fang, gonna make the room stank<br />
While your crew croons to the moon on the bank<br />
Not too soon you think your schooner goes to sink <br />
Faster, than you blink you go down in the drink<br />
Did your foot hit the floor, did you hit rock bottom <br />
Pints and Malboros smoke 'em if you got 'em<br />
Prescription drug addict, alcoholic<br />
You say good things but it's all symbolic<br />
Diabolic your good is subatomic<br />
Not hyperbolic your brain full of vomit<br />
It's null, it's bull, fecal your full<br />
The big bad wolf with the Golden wool<br />
A swollen ghoul, waving his tool<br />
Boomerang, bang! Karma's rule<br />
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Peg Leg Pete, sound the retreat<br />
In his steamboat in the Captain's seat<br />
whiskey flights, and beer by the keg<br />
For the crooked took with one good leg<br />
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Drop anchor, time to hit the man shed<br />
Damn chef! Mad cooking, grab the absinthe<br />
He needs abstinence or may absence<br />
Stayed mad since his nasty ass last had sinned<br />
City, black and white Frank Miller<br />
Comic book dropped but it was all filler<br />
Pinups from Tropic Thunder with Steve Miller<br />
Y'all he makes my skin crawl and slither<br />
Come Hither! I blew Queen Lucy's horn<br />
And was quickly assisted by the children of the corn<br />
Who shorn the sheeple in the steeple people I was torn<br />
To flee the evil, so illegal it was almost war<br />
((Scott Thomas: "Peg Leg Pete, Everyone Knows The Guy, Back stabbing snake))<br />
Is my name Caesar? My back is aching!<br />
The smile you're faking, the dance? You're breaking!<br />
No mistaking half baked plans of mice and men<br />
Making cowards empowered nitroglycerin<br />
Explosive deliverence filled with dissonance<br />
But it's my mission in this diss transmission miss<br />
Not sending morse code upfront and reload<br />
Scuttle your bug ridden tow and off I go<br />
Quick with cliches chewed up like chicle<br />
Your name must be Jose cuz sorry man NO WAY<br />
And NO PAY trophies confiscated like O.J.<br />
Run your ass down on the California freeway<br />
Too fast, too furious, emasculating<br />
Calculating examine cuts for degrading<br />
All star carnivore jurassic park<br />
Too classic spit lava after dark ...More